AADiVerse

// The Origin Story

I am a 17-year-old carbon-based lifeform currently beta-testing adulthood. The developers promised high-resolution graphics, but the gameplay loop is repetitive and the "School" DLC is unreasonably difficult.

You stumbled upon this site either because you are lost, or because you have excellent taste in mediocre web design. I have a "thirst for exploration," which is a polite way of saying I doom-scroll Wikipedia at 3 AM until I dissociate.

// Cognitive Functionality

My brain operates on a delicate balance of Crippling Perfectionism and Strategic Laziness. I enjoy unraveling the "mysteries of the universe," mostly because focusing on the heat death of the sun helps me ignore the fact that I have assignments due tomorrow.

I am a "Dreamer." Specifically, I dream of a world where USBs plug in on the first try and printer ink doesn't cost more than human blood.

// The "Corporate Cappy Bullshit" Translator

If you are a recruiter or a college admissions officer, please ignore the above. Refer to this table where I translate my flaws into marketable skills:

Actual Personality Trait	LinkedIn / CV Translation
I argue with people on the internet.	"Passionate about engaging in diverse discourse."
I overthink until I panic.	"Highly analytical with strong attention to detail."
I have no idea what I'm doing.	"Thrives in dynamic, fast-paced environments."
I am stubborn as hell.	"Resilient and goal-oriented."

// Conclusion

Mission Objective: Survive. Create stuff. Pretend to be a functional member of society.